i laugh my own arse out!
Monday, July 7, 2008 10:12 PM
Currently reading jokes on one of the
sites that i randomly visits.
well... i don't deny that some of the jokes
are just plain fully lame.
oh well... if they aren't lame, why are they
called jokes in the first place right?
here are some of the lame jokes.
have fun reading.
laugh if u want to! =]
Taxi driver.
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
Smartest man in the world?
There once was this doctor, a lawyer, a priest and a little boy and they were all in an airplane. Then all of a sudden the pilot announces that the plane has engine trouble so the pilot takes off with a parachute. Then there was only 3 parachutes left. The doctor says, " i save life. i have to live", so he takes his parachute. Then the lawyer says, " we are the smartest people in the world. i must live". so he goes. The the priest tells the little boy, "here son, you take the parachute. i am old and you have a life ahead of you so you take the parachute" and the little boy said," no its ok because the smartest man in the world just took off with my backpack.".
want more of these jokes?
here's the links:
http://www.activejokes.com/jokes.php?cn=HOT&posi=23
Labels: Laugh Out Loud-Lol.
